{"id":640,"date":"2016-05-17T16:03:31","date_gmt":"2016-05-17T20:03:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lemonade.chapus.net\/?p=640"},"modified":"2016-05-17T16:03:43","modified_gmt":"2016-05-17T20:03:43","slug":"640","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lemonade.chapus.net\/?p=640","title":{"rendered":"Enter Title Here"},"content":{"rendered":"

conjunction junction, what’s your function?<\/p>\n

Just kidding. I meant to say procras<\/em>tination, what’s your function?<\/p>\n

That sounds so lame, I know. But I couldn’t think of anything else to start this blog post with. Which is rare for me. Actually, maybe not, because the reason I haven’t written a blog post in three months is because I couldn’t come up with something to start with. Steph can attest to that- I have two drafts titled “auuuuuuuughhowiuniocvnqion” and “AAUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHH.”<\/p>\n

So, there’s a slight<\/em> possibility that you’re wondering why I named this post “Enter Title Here.” To be honest,\"ImageI dunno.<\/a><\/p>\n

Normally before I put in the title, the words in the bar where I’m supposed to type it in say “Enter Title Here” so I kinda just decided to\u00a0go with it dudes. So totally pumped! Cowabunga dudettes!\u00a0<\/em>(Applause to whoever can figure out where that’s from. HINT HINT HINT)<\/p>\n

\"strange\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Anyway, gotta get to the main point of my post before the ranting gets too bad:<\/p>\n

Procrastination is stupid. Seriously, I have 44<\/strong> days to finish my novel and that is NOWHERE NEAR<\/strong> enough time (and yes, I did just discover that bolding text is a thing, thank you). So if you’re reading PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE go read it and tell me what I did wrong.<\/p>\n

This isn’t a OMG MY LIFE IS SO HARD pity post, by the way. Or I hope it isn’t. So I’m just gon switch the subject real quick tooooooo…..<\/p>\n

*cue cheesy theme song*How many days tiiiillllllllll
\nSummerrrrr!!!!!!! \ud83d\ude42<\/div>\n
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16. And here’s a countdown timer that I coded all by myself, just for you: (yeah, right)<\/div>\n
https:\/\/days.to\/3-june\/2016<\/div>\n
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Thinking about starting a personal blog. What you think?<\/div>\n
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-Bye OHMYGOD i FORGOT HOW TO CLOSE MY POSTS drink lemonade, countdown, blame the sun,<\/div>\n
-Daniela<\/div>\n
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ps- if you’re wondering about the featured image, I ain’t got a clue<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

conjunction junction, what’s your function? Just kidding. I meant to say procrastination, what’s your function? That sounds so lame, I know. But I couldn’t think of anything else to start this blog post with. Which is rare for me. Actually,… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":646,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[32,33,36,37,9,35,28,30,29,31,34],"class_list":["post-640","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-spring-2016","tag-blamethesun","tag-countdown","tag-editing","tag-helpmeplease","tag-justpostalready","tag-novel","tag-procrastination","tag-sickday","tag-spring","tag-stuff","tag-summer"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lemonade.chapus.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/640","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lemonade.chapus.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lemonade.chapus.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lemonade.chapus.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lemonade.chapus.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=640"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/lemonade.chapus.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/640\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":648,"href":"http:\/\/lemonade.chapus.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/640\/revisions\/648"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lemonade.chapus.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/646"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lemonade.chapus.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=640"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lemonade.chapus.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=640"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lemonade.chapus.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=640"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}