{"id":543,"date":"2015-12-01T21:54:53","date_gmt":"2015-12-02T02:54:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lemonade.chapus.net\/?p=543"},"modified":"2015-12-08T20:43:34","modified_gmt":"2015-12-09T01:43:34","slug":"ill-tell-you-a-secret","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lemonade.chapus.net\/?p=543","title":{"rendered":"I’ll tell you a secret"},"content":{"rendered":"

Yup, I got it.<\/p>\n

So I’ve been reading through all of our posts for the last hour. I’ve laughed, I’ve lived, but now my time has come.<\/p>\n

To post, you dingdong, don’t worry.<\/p>\n

Anyway, I’ve been meaning to ask the single other person who reads this blog a lot: what do you think of the new widgets I put up? I mean the calendar and search bar and recent posts and comments thing on the side of the page. The other day I was messing around and that’s pretty much what happened- I like it all right. What you think?<\/p>\n

Oh, and another thing, Christmas is right around the corner. Bam what<\/em>?<\/p>\n

And a third thing. While I was reading the old posts I came across this and it reminded me of something:\"takeovah\"<\/a><\/p>\n

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You’ll need to click on them to be able to read, because I know no one can read that small.<\/p>\n

Like I always say, the best way to keep a secret is to tell everyone you know, and pretend that you are kidding (actually it’s a quote by Lemony Snicket, just goes to show how evil I am that I don’t care about fake plagiarizing). You should’ve figured it out by now, but you haven’t. So I’ll tell you.<\/p>\n

I’ll you a secret:<\/p>\n

I’m evil, have been all my life. But lately it’s been getting worse. I’m waking up in the middle of the night with flashes of dreams of taking over the world in my memory. I finding myself alone with inexplicable happenings, things that I only could have done myself, and no memory of doing them.<\/p>\n

I’m sorry.<\/p>\n

I’m sorry I never told you all straight out. I’m sorry I’ve kept this side of me hidden from all of you, my friends, and the world for my whole life. I’m sorry you have to find out like this, in my last moments. I’m sorry. Because I promise- this isn’t me. This is just my dark side. I promise that there are two sides of me and although one side adores all things good and would never do a thing to hurt you or this wonderful earth we live on, the other lives in my mind and broods on how amazing it would be to rule and control the world, to rule over and have control over everything and everyone and have every word that comes out of anyone’s mouth be controlled by me.<\/p>\n

Before I go, before this sick insanity takes over my mind and I’m too immersed in the darkness and the evil plans to help you, I want to tell you this, before it’s too late:<\/p>\n

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Hello, world. Ready to bow down to me?<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Yup, I got it. So I’ve been reading through all of our posts for the last hour. I’ve laughed, I’ve lived, but now my time has come. To post, you dingdong, don’t worry. Anyway, I’ve been meaning to ask the… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-543","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fall-2015"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lemonade.chapus.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/543","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lemonade.chapus.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lemonade.chapus.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lemonade.chapus.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lemonade.chapus.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=543"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/lemonade.chapus.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/543\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":550,"href":"http:\/\/lemonade.chapus.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/543\/revisions\/550"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lemonade.chapus.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=543"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lemonade.chapus.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=543"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lemonade.chapus.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=543"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}