{"id":518,"date":"2015-11-17T20:40:23","date_gmt":"2015-11-18T01:40:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lemonade.chapus.net\/?p=518"},"modified":"2015-11-21T12:23:57","modified_gmt":"2015-11-21T17:23:57","slug":"my-life-as-a-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lemonade.chapus.net\/?p=518","title":{"rendered":"My life as a teenage mutant ninja turtle"},"content":{"rendered":"

Good day everyone! And now u are confused cuz one i said i would always keep mi opening words and two do you even youtube? The answer is no. Anyway..
\nHey guys, It’s Steph! How ya doin? Good? Good. So I would like that say that I too am part of the Tobias Fan club and would be happy to provide an interview if need be. (cough, cough, sound familiar?) And no, there’s not actually a Tobias Fan CLub but there should be cuz he’s bae and yes i just used that word. ‘Eight? if that’s even how you spell…
\nAnywho, lets do some fan like things now.
\n\"tobias<\/a>
\nPREACH! And he is just so amazing! <3 Also:<\/p>\n

\"allegiantwhyy\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Suddenly, pineapples.
\n\"kawaiipineapple\"<\/a>
\nIt’s so kawaii! <3 And if you don’t know what that means, DO YOU LIVE UNDER A ROCK?
\nAre you coffee, because I like you a LATTE! \ud83d\ude42
\n\"latte\"<\/a>
\nOk there you are. My whole life. (Relax, I’m kidding!) Umm what else should I say. Oh.
\nI am not kosher.
\nNow, for the big 5000 dollars, will anyone guess what I just quoted and what I quoted before???
\nUmm peace out!
\nIf you don’t even youtube, you’re whole life is a lie. SO just go die in a hole. (Warning: Do not just any of these things I say. They are not meant to be taken seriously.
\nOk, now bye for real. I have less than half an hour until I have to go watch Agent of SHIELD.
\nSee ya later, dudes!
\n-Steph <3
\nPS I know this post was very random, but that’s just life. Also these two sentences are being typed the weird way, so it’s taking longer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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