{"id":30,"date":"2015-06-26T22:42:00","date_gmt":"2015-06-27T02:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lemonade.chapus.net\/?p=30"},"modified":"2015-06-29T23:40:48","modified_gmt":"2015-06-30T03:40:48","slug":"amen-to-summer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lemonade.chapus.net\/?p=30","title":{"rendered":"Amen to Summer"},"content":{"rendered":"

Yeah, say that one more time:<\/p>\n

Amen. To. Summer.<\/p>\n

You’d better<\/em> agree with me- sure, school isn’t too<\/em> bad or anything, but…summer rocks. Anyway, the reason I’m so thankful at the moment: my parents bought us these summer workbooks at the beginning of the summer so that our brains don’t get all mushy, right? And I hadn’t done any of it for a couple of days because we’re in Seattle visiting our cousins. Of course, since my parents have such. good. memories, <\/em>my bro and I had to start doing it again this morning. I was all like:<\/p>\n

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Horrible, right? Pity me, I thought. Then I thought, no, pity the kids who go to summer school. Or the ones who get crappy 3 week summers. Pity them<\/em>. That’s why I am thanking my parents for making me go to a school that isn’t year-round, dragging me out of bed each morning, and pouring water on my head if I don’t get up within the allowed 30 minute period.<\/p>\n

Thank you<\/em>. Because without summer I would die. Without summer my soul and brain would rot inside my body and leave me to be a numb zombie that only lives on tea and chocolate and candy. Without summer I would never have the courage to cut my hair shorter or dye my hair or get a henna tattoo which, mind you, is not <\/em>permanent.<\/p>\n

Anyway, what I did today isn’t really worth mentioning, so none of that today. You’ll have to wait for Stephanie to hear a narrated day, because my day, as mentioned a sentence back, isn’t worth mentioning. Yesterday, though, or the day before….<\/p>\n

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Okay? I’m a procrastinator, a huge one, so…yeah, not much to say there. Get used to it. Keep calm, drink lemonade, and be thankful for summer. Bye-<\/p>\n

Daniela (catch phrase found)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Yeah, say that one more time: Amen. To. Summer. You’d better agree with me- sure, school isn’t too bad or anything, but…summer rocks. Anyway, the reason I’m so thankful at the moment: my parents bought us these summer workbooks at… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":32,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-30","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-summer-2015"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lemonade.chapus.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lemonade.chapus.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lemonade.chapus.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lemonade.chapus.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lemonade.chapus.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=30"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/lemonade.chapus.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":34,"href":"http:\/\/lemonade.chapus.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30\/revisions\/34"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lemonade.chapus.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/32"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lemonade.chapus.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=30"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lemonade.chapus.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=30"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lemonade.chapus.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=30"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}