{"id":281,"date":"2015-07-30T13:14:45","date_gmt":"2015-07-30T17:14:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lemonade.chapus.net\/?p=281"},"modified":"2015-07-30T13:29:21","modified_gmt":"2015-07-30T17:29:21","slug":"the-signs-in-prison","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lemonade.chapus.net\/?p=281","title":{"rendered":"The Signs in Prison"},"content":{"rendered":"
So this part in quotations is not by me but it’s good so I decided to post it:<\/div>\n
“The signs in prison<\/div>\n
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Aries: the one who can\u2019t stay in their cell for 5 minutes without needing to take a walk<\/div>\n
Taurus: head chef, everyone thinks they\u2019re in charge<\/div>\n
Gemini: the one who smuggles in all the goods<\/div>\n
Cancer: the one who makes friends with the guards to get random stuff off them like gum<\/div>\n
Leo: the one who asks Gemini to smuggle in their beauty products<\/div>\n
Virgo: the one who arranges all the activities and coordinates with who\u2019s doing what and when<\/div>\n
Libra: the one who\u2019s best friends with everyone and runs the gossip mill<\/div>\n
Scorpio: the scary looking one who actually isn\u2019t scary just looks tough but really wants to be everyone\u2019s BFF<\/div>\n
Sagittarius: if you’re rude to them they will get Taurus to stop serving you food for a week<\/div>\n
Capricorn: tough cookie, probably sleeps with a knife under their pillow<\/div>\n
Aquarius: already knows how to get out- escaped prison so many times already. 12 times the charm<\/div>\n
Pisces: the one who secretly runs everything”<\/div>\n
And guess who I am? (hint hint Pisces.)<\/div>\n
Yes, it’s true. I my secret has been discovered. I secretly run the world from my computer. I lie a lot and you know those times when I smile or laugh for no reason at all? It’s so fun to rule the world. Even more so when no one knows. *laughs and smiles for no apparent reason*<\/div>\n
\"Bwahaha\"<\/a><\/div>\n
Good luck to you all. By the time you even figure out my plan I will be on a spaceship heading to Mars.<\/div>\n
Keep calm (actually no, panic). Drink lemonade. Bye- (forever! Vwahaha!)<\/div>\n
escaping from this soon-to-explode-from-unnatural-causes-planet, Daniela<\/div>\n
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