{"id":272,"date":"2015-07-24T19:41:05","date_gmt":"2015-07-24T23:41:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lemonade.chapus.net\/?p=272"},"modified":"2015-07-24T19:42:16","modified_gmt":"2015-07-24T23:42:16","slug":"look-at-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/lemonade.chapus.net\/?p=272","title":{"rendered":"Look. At. This."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And by <em>this<\/em>, I mean the featured image. In case you didn&#8217;t have the time to get an eyeful of it, here are some directions:<\/p>\n<p>1. Scroll up on this page until you find the words at the top that say <strong>The Lemonade Stand<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>2. Click.<\/p>\n<p>3. Scroll down until you see this post.<\/p>\n<p>4. DON&#8217;T CLICK.<\/p>\n<p>5. Instead, admire the amazing featured pic that was created by the hands of yours truly, me.<\/p>\n<p>I have FINALLY learned how to make awesome pics more or less like the ones hipster tumblrs post. Like this one:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/lemonade.chapus.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/tumblr.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-274\" alt=\"tumblr\" src=\"http:\/\/lemonade.chapus.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/tumblr-222x300.gif\" width=\"222\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Well, not <em>quite<\/em> as good as this one, but close enough. And while I&#8217;m on the topic of hipster, let me just say that it seems a pretty cool subculture. Their habit of abandoning all fan-like possessions relating to a band once that band is heard on the radio does seem a little weird though. But I admire their witty sarcastic remarks.<\/p>\n<p>person at the movie theater to hipster: Woah! Did you <em>see<\/em> that?!<\/p>\n<p>hipster: No, I paid 12.50 to stare at the ceiling for 2 hours.<\/p>\n<p>And the glasses are cool, too. And the green-save-the-world-animals-too also. And all that. Yeah. And..that&#8217;s all I really have to say. Yeah. Keep calm. Drink lemonade. Wear hipster glasses (although I don&#8217;t actually own any). Bye-<\/p>\n<p>(yay) Daniela<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And by this, I mean the featured image. In case you didn&#8217;t have the time to get an eyeful of it, here are some directions: 1. Scroll up on this page until you find the words at the top that&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":273,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-272","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-summer-2015"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/lemonade.chapus.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/272","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/lemonade.chapus.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/lemonade.chapus.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lemonade.chapus.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lemonade.chapus.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=272"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/lemonade.chapus.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/272\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":275,"href":"http:\/\/lemonade.chapus.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/272\/revisions\/275"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lemonade.chapus.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/273"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/lemonade.chapus.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=272"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lemonade.chapus.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=272"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/lemonade.chapus.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=272"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}